Mini Guides for your Orlando Holiday

Alright, you gorgeous gang — I know healthcare isn’t exactly the stuff of holiday dreams. You’re thinking Mickey Mouse, poolside cocktails, and maybe a cheeky outlet spree… not medical bills and insurance jargon. But trust me, this is one of those “better safe than skint” situations. 🇺🇸☀️ Healthcare in the USA? It’s not like the NHS. It’s more like walking into a posh restaurant and realising the tap water costs extra. So here’s my no-faff, straight-talking guide — the kind I’d give my best mate over a brew before they jet off. 💼 Travel Insurance – Don’t Be Daft, Get It Right, let’s not mess about. Travel insurance isn’t optional. It’s essential. Like sun cream in July or knowing where the nearest Chippy is. You’ll need: ✅ Medical cover of at least £2 million (yes, million — not a typo) ✅ Cover for any pre-existing conditions ✅ Repatriation (aka getting you home without a GoFundMe) One night in a US hospital could cost more than your entire trip. And no, they don’t do NHS...

Picking your Disney resort isn’t just about location — it’s about knowing whether you want to be surrounded by jazz-playing alligators, retro bowling pins, or actual giraffes. It’s like choosing your holiday shoes: comfy, stylish, or full-on Cinderella glass slipper. This guide cuts through the brochure waffle and gives you the real deal — no fluff, no uppity nonsense, just honest advice that actually helps. 🏕️ VALUE RESORTS —  Where the rooms are small, the theming’s loud, and the food courts are one wrong queue away from a breakdown 🕹️ Pop Century Resort Theme: Every decade from the 50s to the 90s — with giant yo-yos and walkways that scream “Instagram me” Why it works: Skyliner access makes it feel posh-adjacent, and the refurbed rooms are smarter than they’ve any right to be Room vibes: Compact but clever — Murphy beds, USB ports, and enough storage to avoid living out of your suitcase like a student Pool: Three pools themed by decade — they’re wet, they’re warm, and ...

  🏰 Welcome to the Magic (and the Madness) 🏰 Hello you gorgeous lot! Planning a Disney World holiday is exciting — but let’s be honest, it can also feel like trying to organise a wedding, a marathon, and a military operation all at once. Four massive parks, a gazillion rides, dining reservations that vanish faster than your patience, and something called Lightning Lanes that sound like they belong in Mario Kart. But don’t panic. I’ve been going to Orlando for over 40 years — I know the shortcuts, the snack hacks, and which rides are worth the faff. I’m here to help you plan a trip that’s full of magic, memories, and minimal meltdowns. 🎡 What Exactly Is Disney World? It’s not just a theme park — it’s a full-blown empire. Bigger than some cities (yes, even New York), and packed with enough entertainment to keep your kids buzzing and your feet blistered for a fortnight. Here’s what’s in the mix: • Four main theme parks: each with its own vibe, rides, and chaos levels. • Two wate...